Wont kneel.

Once I get down to my goal.. which is 58, which is what I was before I started working in a WEIGHTLOSS CLINIC, I too will do something dramatic with my hair.. hmm.. I'm anti fringe.. Anti-short (last time I did it was circa Madge, and that clearly scarred me) Anti dye.. (Last time I did that was when I tried to look like Charlotte from Sex and the City because I admired her unwavering moral compass and I ended up looking like a corpse bride) so maybe i'll just get it cut.. haha.. or cut it myself.. even better.

Scales. Bad idea. Although it appears we are about on par at this stage ms Dillon as I am shocked to report a loss of 0.5 after my shocking week.

So. I haven't been particularly good either and would you believe it, we are SO the same, I also had spaghetti bolognese, sans toast.. that sounds attrocious! We had trivia last night, thankfully we didn't win any beer this week, because I can't seem to say no to trivia beer. Even though it is lowly house tap beer, it is the fruits of my quiz-tastic labour and I must sample said fruits. But it would have been nice to wash down the calamari. Oops.

Alex you crack me up infinitely with your posts I am always caught giggling loudly because every sentence I read, REEKS of me. We are the same dieting person.

There is no motivation like the EX factor. I have a function coming up in approximately 6 weeks. I have a dress. I have a headband. I have earrings. I will fit into the dress and maybe even buy new shoes.. and then I will more than likely fall down the stairs.


Well I'm about to make breakfast.. Which will be my only nice meal of the day today which makes my penis sigh but such is the life and times of Dilpickle and Molerose.

I think i'm going to go to pump class today.. I turned down the 30 day yoga challenge for several reasons it is FRIGGING cold here at night and you leave the bikram studio literally dripping wet with hideous grossness and I do not want to catch a chill catching the train home from Caringbah looking like a molested penguin.

I will be doing the Bikram challenge in October/November so by the time I reach you in December, I will be able to fold myself into a neat looking pretzel and bring all the boys to our yard.

Another motivating factor this week has been my excitement for Ibiza 2011. I hope you are interested in joining me. I think we will be a rocking promotions team, especially with our MAD bodies and your MAD haircut.

I am getting into the habit of watching the biggest loser from the trainer instead of from the lounge with popcorn in my lap.

Bad post. Can't concentrate. Need breakfast.

ALICE. IN. WONDERLAND.

Peace Love and OFFOFF-OFFOFFOFFOFFOFFOFF-OFF WITH YA HEAD! x