This week there is a special offer at Hummingbird Bakery Soho for a free cupcake with every voucher presented.... how many vouchers were just dumped on my desk?..... 50..... 50 FREE cupcakes.... fuck you universe...
Last night was my weekly movie night with Ame and Chris... one of my favourite nights of the week - but also one of the fattest. After all, who can watch a movie without popcorn?? - fat kids mentality.
I missed the bus to Fulham by 30 seconds.
Had 7 minutes to wait till the next arrived
Began walking in the hope of getting to my destination faster
BEAT THE BUS BY 9 MINUTES!!! and caught up with the bus l had originally missed
GO SPEEDY LEGS GO!!!!.... *sigh* too bad l ate a chicken burger for dinner and ruined my good work.
So i walk past American Apparel everyday judging the models in their slut campaigns - why don't they just save on advertising and scam porn off the internet, tweek the outfits on photoshop and hey presto! shameless marketing. My reason for bringing this up, is that today l am going to be a hypocrite and actually purchase a body suit from there to wear to the gym.... obviously with track pants!!.... it shames me to think that l will be endorsing this company, but hell... their body suits look extremely comfortable and as long as they have a pee clip (l mean, lets be honest here - hands up who wants to strip naked everytime nature calls) l'm pretty much sold - no thanks to their degrading selling style.
Breakfast: Apple, english Breakfast tea, banana.... l seriously need to start thinking of some variety.
Lunch: Chicken tikka masala.. rice and naan... it was delicious - E.O.S.
It's raining today so there is no chance for a walk around... my hopeful self didnt pack an umbrella this morning thinking that will power alone would blow the clouds from the sky and let the sun break through... silly silly girl and her fanciful dreams... now you are going to go home wet.
ISSUE - Free cupcake vouchers. SOLUTION - cupcakes = fatcakes - on your thighs... gain pals not pounds.. contribute, distribute, retribute.
Peace and pudding protests xxx
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